illustration by Michael Scholl

(illustration by Michael Scholl)

A Book of Poetry Like No Other

Finally, a book of poetry that speaks in the language of men. After his wife would express disappointment in his simple responses to the question, “Honey, what are you thinking?” the author would explain that men don’t really think in subjunctive clauses or split infinitives. Men think in much simpler terms, terms like, “food good”, and “pain bad”. Thus were born the first two poems in the collection. To see and share the rest, buy copies for all the men in your life today!

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